Who is Portal? He’s an alien robot left alone for eons, slowly going insane. Find out more in Chapter 9 Portal opens a door with a rocket. Its not too late to Join the Adventures of Sparkie and Spazoid on their mission to save the human race and find us a new home.
You can buy the book right here to read and laugh along.  https://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Sparkie-Spazoid-book-Portals/dp/1734909021/

Written by: Pete A O’Donnell

Performed by: Anna ‘Always at that distant learning’ O’Donnell and her dad

With a special intro by: Riley ‘Really wanted me to buy a mechanical spider’ O’Donnell

With music by: Kevin Macleod